Hillary's new campaign theme song..

Me and John McCain
From "The Nightmare Ticket" files,
(This was too easy...)
-sung slightly flat, in a dull monotone-

Me and John McCain
we've got a thing going on.
We all know that it's wrong,
but it's much too strong
to let it go now.

We meet every day
at the Senate café
in DC, I know - I know he'll be there.
Shaking hands - making all kinds of plans
while the media plays our favorite song.

Me and John McCain,– John McCain– John McCain– John McCain
we've got a thing going on.
We all know that it's wrong,
but Obama's much too strong, can't just let him win now.

We've gotta be extra careful
That they don't build their hopes up too high.
'Cause John's got his own obligations
And so – and so do I...

Me-e-e and Johnny,– John McCain– John McCain– John McCain
we've got a thing going on.
We all know that it's wrong,
to string it along,
but I just can't let it go now.

Well it's time for us to be leaving
It can't believe it- it hurts so much deep inside
Now he'll go his way
And I'll go mine.
Next session, we'll meet, the same place – the same time.

Me and John McCain,– John McCain– John McCain– John McCain
we've got a thing going on.
We've gotta be extra careful.
We can't let them build their hopes up too high.

Johnny, I wanna meet ya,
and talk with you,
at the same place,
the Senate café,the same time
And we're gonna shake hands like we talked about,
We're gonna talk it over, make a deal
We know, they know, and you know and I know that it is wrong
But we'll make it strong...
We can't quite let 'em know yet,
There's this "thing" going on......thing going on..